10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water