10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword