10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have