10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.