10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- It's Free To Fold...
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A