10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim