10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"