10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it