10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.