10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth