10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts