10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"