10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Welcome to kicker school
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com