10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "No river, no fish."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.