10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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