10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe