10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris