10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth