10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones