10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe