10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers