10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.