10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.