10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.