10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim