10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--