10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus