10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers