10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach