10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.