10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.