10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?