10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]