10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...