10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!