10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe