10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.