10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves