10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.