10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'