10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.