10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.