10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Fish don't eat Nutz!
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"