10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.