10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers