10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen