10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger