10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...