10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.