10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- It's Free To Fold...
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'